Identification Dog: Floppy Toy Identification

July 13, 2009 by Ty 23 Comments

I’m practicing scientific identification with no tail. But I need help on this one. Maybe one of those ornerybirdathologists could help. My daddy says that my floppy turkey toy isn’t really a turkey. But if not, what is it?

Here is what I know. My floppy toy has webbed feet

And its legs are kind of long

It gots a tiny little beak and beady eyes

And it doesn’t have any wings

It tastes a bit like furry doggie breath and sometime like the Molly. Help me identify my floppy bird! What do you think it is?

The Magic Cone

July 2, 2009 by Ty 2 Comments

I gots a magic cone. It reflects lights off of the edge and it magically picks up my toys. Here it has my tennis ball.

It also took my floppy turkey. I could only get a leg.

Mommy said that she going to get a turkey leg at Taste of Chicago on Friday. I hope she won’t be disappointed, because from my experience turkey legs are kind of skinny and furry.

Happy Daddy’s Day!

June 21, 2009 by Ty 5 Comments

Today is Daddy’s Day. I lurves my Daddy, so I sat in his lap and played squirm bucket with him. When I play squirm bucket, first I put my ears back:

then I squirm and put my ears up!

Then I lick Daddy’s ear. That makes Daddy happy. See?

I like making Daddy happy. Happy Daddy’s Day!!!!!

I Likes Penguins

June 4, 2009 by Ty 5 Comments

I gots this new floppy penguin toy. It doesn’t have any stuffing, so me and the Molly can’t open it up and make a mess for the roomba friends to clean up. I like to shake it and throw it around.

I tried real hard to shred the penguin, but I couldn’t do it. I don’t want to make the roomba friends bored, so I’ll find a different way to make a mess for them.

Working for my Dinner

May 29, 2009 by Ty 6 Comments

I go to doggie school and they say there that dogs should have jobs to keep our brains busy. So I guess that’s why Mommy and Daddy make me work for my dinner. I don’t mind. I won’t eat out of my puppy bowl anyway, I prefer to steal the Molly’s food.

My job is removing foods from the ropey bottle toy or the tricky treat ball. Today I will show you how to get foods out of the ropey bottle toy. It is the green bottle in the picture (the tricky treat ball is also shown there).

Daddy said at first that I couldn’t do it, but I showed him! First you tip the bottle over and push the rubber ropey part inside of it.

Then, you pull the rubber ropey back out.

That makes foods come out and then you eat them!

I gets lots of foods out of my ropey bottle. The Molly doesn’t get any though, because she doesn’t know how to work it, and little dogs with no tails don’t share very well.