Identification Dog: Bipedal Animals

August 31, 2009 by Ty 3 Comments

I’m a scienterrific little dog with tail! I dids a successful animal identification when I went visiting with Mommy and Daddy!

I carefully studied the two new animals that I found. This one was female and squirmy. But she talked and made use of toys.

The male one chased me, but he also made good use of my floppy toy. Both had thumbs, and when I taste tested one of the animals, she tasted kind of like Mommy does. Mommy tastes good, so I lick her a lot!

Based on the ability of these animals to interact with me and use toys, I decided that they were the mythical children that I had heard stories of. I would tell you their scienterrific name, but I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I don’t knows how to spell homo sapiens.

Anyway, mommy said I was right! So I’m a smart little scientific dog with no tail. They were interesting animals, but studying them wore me out.

Identification Dog: Floppy Toy Identification #2

August 24, 2009 by Ty 7 Comments

I likes to practice scientific identifications. But I’m just a little dog with no tail and I don’t know all the animal names yet. Do you know what animal my mystery floppy toy is?

My floppy is all spotted and long and curly.

My floppy looks like a cat but it has only two legs

It also has beady eyes. My little dog with no tail observations notes that is a common theme among the floppy animal toys.

My floppy also has matted and sometime slimy furs, but it didn’t used to be that way. Do you knows what animal my floppy is?

Identification Dog: Floppy Toy Identification

July 13, 2009 by Ty 23 Comments

I’m practicing scientific identification with no tail. But I need help on this one. Maybe one of those ornerybirdathologists could help. My daddy says that my floppy turkey toy isn’t really a turkey. But if not, what is it?

Here is what I know. My floppy toy has webbed feet

And its legs are kind of long

It gots a tiny little beak and beady eyes

And it doesn’t have any wings

It tastes a bit like furry doggie breath and sometime like the Molly. Help me identify my floppy bird! What do you think it is?