Dear Daddy, From Evie

June 29, 2012 by Eve 5 Comments

To Daddy from Evie, Edited by Secretary Mommy for correctness

My Garden:

Dear Daddy,

Thank you for the really nice garden, I’m sorry that silly Mommy left the gate open when she was watering I snuck in there while the gate was open and found the big, juicy, tempting, tasty zucchini that Mommy had picked just for me you. Maybe if Mommy wouldn’t leave zucchinis lying around like this, they would be safer. I know I am not supposed to bother things that I find lying around.

I’m so sorry Daddy that I am a starving corgi because you only feed me twice each day and don’t give me enough treats I couldn’t help myself and taste tested your zucchini even though I had just eaten breakfast. Although I don’t know how bad the crime can really be when Mommy had me reenact it for photos!

So, Daddy, this is what your zucchini looks like:

Despite everything I said here because Mommy made me write this, I still maintain that the squirrel really did it. I’m so sorry Daddy, that I took a bite out of your zucchini you had better I hope that you will forgive me!

By the way it was really tasty and worth it! I’m so sorry Daddy!

Love, Evie

P.S. Ty told me to do it, he should be in trouble too!

P.P.S. Cuteness is a defense!

After Dinner Disturbidation

August 24, 2010 by Ty 4 Comments

I just hads a tasty dinner. Why do I has to be in here when it is little dog with no tail sleepy nappy time?

What is this hose doing here?

There is a new leash trapping me in the bathtub. HELLLLLLP!!!!!

Daddy gots a new Handy Groomer sprayer and it really works! HELLLLLLLP!!!!!!

At least Mommy gots me new smelly shampoo so I can smell like tropical flowers while I dry in the sun.

Mommy and Daddy found what they think are the best water torture devices ever because they spray both soapy water and regular water all over little dogs with no tails. So Secretary Mommy is linking to them below. She says that these are little dog with no tail affiliate links, which means that I will gets monies if you buy something using the links so that I can pay for my bloggy space and maybe a boney chewy treat or two (or fourteen) . But I don’t recommend that you buy the torture devices because I thinks that water torturing little dogs with no tails is not very polite. If you buy anything, use the links to get to the store and buy treats instead!

My Kitty Friends!

August 13, 2010 by Ty 6 Comments

I went on a travelings and found kitty friends! See how happy yellow kitty friend Max is to see me?

He even played the puff cat game with me!

This kitty chased me! Daddy tried to play the puff cat game too, but he isn’t very good at it.

And this kitty friend played the hide and seek tree game.

I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t spells arboreal.

Swim Learnings

July 15, 2010 by Ty 9 Comments

Daddy thinks I am going to learns how to swim. I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t spells over-optimism. Too bad that he went to all that work to put that ramp up for me.