Have you seen Fail Blog? My daddy made this in their honor.
I Gots Scary Water Tortured!
I thinks I was a bad puppy and I thinks the Molly was too because we got takens away to a scary place and water tortured. Mommy put me in my crate in the car and the Molly was in there somewhere too. At first, we went to a big cool place with lots and lots of Ty Puppy favorite toys, and I got all happy. Here is the place:
But then, something terrible happened. Instead of entering the big door into the wonderful magical puppy toy place, we went into a different door–a scary door–the groomer torture people door.
The mean groomer torture people made Mommy leave us there and then all kinds of bad things happened. They pushed my paws and cutted my puppy nails, just when I had ground them perfectly sharp. Then they dunked me in water and sprayed me all over with it, and put stinky stuff on me that got all soapy. They kept asking me what was wrong and if I could be a good puppy, but I isn’t no puppy spy and I had no information to give them for their torture! Or maybe I was being punished for stealing the Molly’s chewy bone or Mommy’s shoe? Either way, I gots so upset that I puked—twice! They were nicer to me after that, but then they still put me in a scary cage with a hot air blowing on me while they called my Mommy and allowed her to come pick me up. When she came for me I was so happy to see her! But then they made her pay moneys to take us home! I’m glad Mommy bailed us out!
They did give us kind of cool scarves though, and that torture stuff kind of made us smell good too. Maybe they felt bad for torturing innocent doggies and did that to repay us? Here is the Molly wearing her new scarf:
I gots a scarf too, but it is littler than the Molly’s:
I do kind of likes my scarf, but I hopes Mommy never takes me into that groomer door again!
P.S. The Molly actually seemed to like the torture! She was all happy about it. I think there is something wrong with my big sister. Or maybe she really is a doogie spy for the groomer people and turned me into them for stealing her chewy bone and Mommy’s shoe! I think she tricked Mommy into the whole thing! What do you think?
Last Saturday with the Wiener Cousins
Last Saturday I went to see the wiener cousins. I didn’t blog about it on Sunday because that is the Mommy and Daddy’s rest day. I guess I don’ts blog when they rests.
Here I am at the wiener cousins house. I like their back steps because they are tall, and I am just a little a dog with no tail.
Here I am in the wiener cousin’s yard looking for their earthworms to eat.
I spent all day keeping the wiener cousins occupied. Here is the wiener Oscar and the wiener Mayer after I left.
I was sleepies too. But before bed I made sure the Molly was happy to see me by jumping on her and playing keep away with her chewy toys.
When I was Little
My daddy’s friend made this like they do on http://icanhascheezburger.com/.
I hopes I don’t smell like cheeseburger!
Playpen Nappy Time
Yesterday, Mommy and Daddy went to see a cubs. I don’t know what that is, but I wish I could have seen it. They put me in my playpen while they were gone as a test. I’m not sure what they were testing, but today I’m in my crate, so I don’t know that I passed the test.
My Mommy sometimes works at home. She puts me in my playpen by her computer toy and she makes clicky noises on it that makes me sleepies. Sometimes a roomba friend comes in and visits.
I sleeps a lot during the day. When I wake up I run crazy puppy laps and do jumps on the Molly.
I sleep on my back only in my playpen. I sleep on my side in the living room and in my crate.