Everyday I need to find the right boney chewey treat. So I takes them all out of my basket.
Then I survey them.
But none is the right one. The right boney chewy treat is out there, but I haven’t found it yet.
Epic Travelings Part III: Hotel Dog
I likes being a hotel little dog with no tail because I get presents! The Super 8 in Green Bay gave me a gift bowl with boney chewy treats!
But the best part of being a hotel dog is getting to sneak up on the bed for the night!
My Corgi Meetup Adventure!
I met lots of corgis this weekend! The meetup was arranged by Gibson’s Mommy from the Corgi Butts Blog. You can see even more pictures and a video of the meetup here on Corgi Butts. Gibson’s Mommy takes good pictures. I didn’t know there were so many little dogs with no tails in the world! See? Here are some of them!
Here we are adoring my Mommy. That is because Mommys smell like dog treats.
So we all did the treat dance.
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Then I played agility tunnel chase with Gibson.
He is a little dog with no tail, just like me!
Agility Bloopers Video
This video shows doggie agility bloopers. Mommy and Daddy think I won’t do any of these things, but little do they know the nefarious plans that I have! They had better give me lots of treats or my ruinous plot will be unleashed! I likes this doggie treat extortion business!
OK Mommy I’m waiting. Where are my treats?
The Best Way To Chew Your Boney Chewy Treat
When you get a rolled up boney chewy treat it is important to chew it properly. I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t chews my boney treat down from the end very well. So let me recommend a different way to you!
To better chew your boney treat, grab it in the middle. Put your paws on either side of it and drool on it. Drool on it a lot. Don’t worry about getting some on the carpet. Your roomba friends or your Mommy will clean it up. Doing this makes the boney treat soft and then you can unroll it slowly until it is flat and slimy.
Unrolled boney chewy treats taste better because they pick up more floor crumbs to add crunchy goodness.
A word of caution though. Kitchen cans also really like unrolled boney treats. Mommy sometimes picks up mine at the height of slimy floor crunchy goodness to feed to the can.
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