Remember when I got in troubles for criminal destruction of Molly property?
I didn’t thinks the Molly remembered, but she did. Last night she had her revenge on my birthday toy.
Remember when I got in troubles for criminal destruction of Molly property?
I didn’t thinks the Molly remembered, but she did. Last night she had her revenge on my birthday toy.
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I decided that I didn’t need my baby ropey toy anymore, so I decided to take it apart and make stringies from it. Stringies are useful for all sorts of doggie craft projects. For example, I likes to use them as carpet decorations to make the roombas smile. Or, if you eats them, they turn your poops into pretty colors.
The Initial dismantling was coming along rather well. Soon, my roomba friends would revel in the new carpet decor!
But then Mommy got her own crafty ideas and decorated the round can by the sink with the stringies instead. I thinks they would have looked better decorating the carpet.
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I needed to find out if a secret substance was inside of my orange tennis bally. It was a very important classyfried mission, critical to little dog with no tail security. You will have to trust me on that.
I carefully took off its skin. I started to eat it to hide evidence of the dissecticamation, but Mommy found it and took it away. I don’t think she told anyone about the secret mission though. I hopes not!
Inside was a gray rubbery substance.
It wasn’t what I was looking for, so I ate it. Or most of it anyway before Daddy saw it and took it. I don’t know why he wanted it—it didn’t taste all that good anyway.
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