This blanky is hung up so that I won’t bark at the ghost monsters that I see in the living room. I don’t understand why it is called the “living” room. Mommy and Daddy live in the big shiny TV room, and the ghost monsters aren’t among the living. The gate is there to keep the ghost monsters away from the rest of us.

These silly people don’t understand the importance of keeping the ghost monsters in line. So I have to work hard to get under the blanky blind in order to see them and bark them back into their shadows.

I know that my barking works because the ghosts haven’t eaten me or Mommy and Daddy yet. I am a great protector dog with no tail!