Mommy was too busy last night to help me write a blog post with new pictures, but tomorrow I will tell you all about my latest water torture.
Also, tomorrow I goes to the place where they stick things in me. Mommy says I am going to get neutered. I still don’t know what that means, but I don’t really like that place much. Although they do sometimes give me boney chewy treats there. Here is an old picture about that:
Last weekend, Mommy and Daddy went to see a cubs again. I don’t know why they keep doing that. They took me to dog friend Donna’s house to stay overnight. The Molly was there too. Donna friend is really nice. She has little doggie friends too. Here they are:
Here is me and the Molly with Daddy, Donna friend, and the Donna dogs. Daddy’s head is cut off in the picture because he is tall and I’m just a little dog with no tail:
I thinks I was a bad puppy and I thinks the Molly was too because we got takens away to a scary place and water tortured. Mommy put me in my crate in the car and the Molly was in there somewhere too. At first, we went to a big cool place with lots and lots of Ty Puppy favorite toys, and I got all happy. Here is the place:
But then, something terrible happened. Instead of entering the big door into the wonderful magical puppy toy place, we went into a different door–a scary door–the groomer torture people door.
The mean groomer torture people made Mommy leave us there and then all kinds of bad things happened. They pushed my paws and cutted my puppy nails, just when I had ground them perfectly sharp. Then they dunked me in water and sprayed me all over with it, and put stinky stuff on me that got all soapy. They kept asking me what was wrong and if I could be a good puppy, but I isn’t no puppy spy and I had no information to give them for their torture! Or maybe I was being punished for stealing the Molly’s chewy bone or Mommy’s shoe? Either way, I gots so upset that I puked—twice! They were nicer to me after that, but then they still put me in a scary cage with a hot air blowing on me while they called my Mommy and allowed her to come pick me up. When she came for me I was so happy to see her! But then they made her pay moneys to take us home! I’m glad Mommy bailed us out!
They did give us kind of cool scarves though, and that torture stuff kind of made us smell good too. Maybe they felt bad for torturing innocent doggies and did that to repay us? Here is the Molly wearing her new scarf:
I gots a scarf too, but it is littler than the Molly’s:
I do kind of likes my scarf, but I hopes Mommy never takes me into that groomer door again!
P.S. The Molly actually seemed to like the torture! She was all happy about it. I think there is something wrong with my big sister. Or maybe she really is a doogie spy for the groomer people and turned me into them for stealing her chewy bone and Mommy’s shoe! I think she tricked Mommy into the whole thing! What do you think?
Last Saturday I went to see the wiener cousins. I didn’t blog about it on Sunday because that is the Mommy and Daddy’s rest day. I guess I don’ts blog when they rests.
Here I am at the wiener cousins house. I like their back steps because they are tall, and I am just a little a dog with no tail.
Here I am in the wiener cousin’s yard looking for their earthworms to eat.
I spent all day keeping the wiener cousins occupied. Here is the wiener Oscar and the wiener Mayer after I left.
I was sleepies too. But before bed I made sure the Molly was happy to see me by jumping on her and playing keep away with her chewy toys.
I’m getting puppy sat today while Mommy and Daddy go to something called Beer Fest. They don’t give me beer, so I’m not sure what it is like, but they seen excited about it.
Anyway, I don’t know what this puppy sitting stuff entails, but I know I get to see my wiener dog cousins as part of it. Here is me with the Oscar and the Mayer:
I wonder if I get to sit on them today? Maybe they gets to sit on me! The Molly gets to stay home, cause she’s a big girl, so I guess she can wait to sit on me for when I get back. When she does, I will nip on her ankles. She likes that.