Santy Claus is Coming to Town!

December 8, 2009 by Ty 6 Comments

I better watch out, I better not cries, I better not pouts, because here is whys: Santy Claus is coming to town!

He’s makings a listy and checkings it twice, he knows who is naughty and that the Molly is nice.

I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t spells “hypothetically speaking,” but if I cried and pouted a little, and did some jumps on the Molly, and ate a doggie bed, and stole a few boneys here and there (only 10 or 20 or 30 or so), and probably some other stuff that my little doggie brain can’t remembers, will Santy still come on Happy Merry Christmas Day?

I’m a bit worried about this. Hypothetically speaking of course….

I’m a Birthday Little Dog With no Tail!

November 27, 2009 by Ty 14 Comments

I’m not a puppy on a roomba anymore! Today, I’m a doggie on a roomba! I turned one years old today! I was borned in Iowa on Turkey Thanksgivings Day last year.

Mommy and Daddy gave me a party for my birthday!

They made me a special doggie cake. Do you want the recipe? Mommy wouldn’t let me eats the candle though.

Then I wore my special hat and waited for my birthday toys.

I gots a noisemaker with Kong stuffing on it, but Mommy wouldn’t let me keeps it after I licked it clean.

And I gots a toughy carrot ropy toy. This is dog friend Amy. She came to my party. Her head doesn’t show because she is tall and I’m just a little dog with no tail.

I already put good shreds in the toughy toy and decorated the carpet with it. it was a very happy little dog with no tail birthday!

Happy Thanksgivings!

November 26, 2009 by Ty 5 Comments

Mommy says today is Turkey Thanksgivings Day. That means I am supposed to tell my floppy turkey* the things that I am thanksful for. So here I go, but first let me look around and make sure the Molly doesn’t see. She would tease me if she saw me talking to a floppy bird.

I am thanksful for my Mommy and Daddy who gives me lots of belly rubs. Belly rubs means that they loves me.

I am thanksful for my Grandmommys. Grandmommys always brings kisses. Plus they taste good, so I kiss them back. I’m a lucky little dog with no tail. I has two Grandmommys and two Granddaddys!

I am thanksful for the Wiener Cousins who sometimes puppy sit me, but I don’t let them sits on me for long. I’m also thanksful for Uncle Kirk, Aunt Susan, and Dog Friend Donna, who let me and the Molly stay at their houses sometimes.

I am extra thanksful for the Molly, who takes care of me and teaches me to be a good little dog with no tail, even though she has been sick. She is my bestest friend.

I am thanksful for my toy basket because it always gives me neat things like my floppy turkey*.

I am thanksful for my garden, because that is where the earthworms live.

Finally, I am thanksful for all of you who are reading this! Happy Turkey Thanksgiving Day!

*actually a floppy ostrich, but whatever.

There is a Special Day This Week!

November 24, 2009 by Ty 7 Comments

There is a very, very special day this week. It is on Friday, because that was Turkey Thanksgiving Day last year. Can you guess what it is?

Here is a hint. This is me on my very first day at my Mommy, Daddy, and Molly house when I was a baby little dog with no tail:

This is me now, almost all grown up:

Can you guess my special day? I will post all abouts it on Friday!

Happy Beeutiful Halloween!

October 31, 2009 by Ty 6 Comments

Today is a special day! I gots a new Halloween scarf. Then I found this big orange thing. It is kind of tasty!

Then I got dressed up in my beeutiful bummble bee costumy. I picked it out because I want to be an entimybugologist little dog with no tail when I grows up just like my grandmommy and granddaddy! My bee costume doesn’t have a stinger though, because that is too much like a tail, and I don’t has none of those.

The Molly gots a new Halloween scarf too!

Happy Halloween! What is your costumy?