You might think that I look happy here, but I’m not. I’m very disturbidated.
They put smelly soap on me and dumped water all over me. That took away a bunch of the hairs that I was saving to feed to the roomba friends. See? If my roomba friends starve it will be all their fault!
I got even though and shook water all over them.
I don’t understand. I’m just a little dog with no tail. Why must I be water tortured so?
Isn’t there something in the Geneva Convention that prohibits this injustice? I’d call the ACLU. (The American Corgi Liberties Union)
But I’ll bet you smell real pretty now!
I do smell different now, but I kind of liked smelling like the rabbit poop that I rolled in!
Rabbit poop, yuck Ty, that must have been really smelly. No wonder they tortured you with that water and smelly stuff. But you look very handsome all clean and beautiful.