I just hads a tasty dinner. Why do I has to be in here when it is little dog with no tail sleepy nappy time?
What is this hose doing here?
There is a new leash trapping me in the bathtub. HELLLLLLP!!!!!
Daddy gots a new Handy Groomer sprayer and it really works! HELLLLLLLP!!!!!!
At least Mommy gots me new smelly shampoo so I can smell like tropical flowers while I dry in the sun.
Mommy and Daddy found what they think are the best water torture devices ever because they spray both soapy water and regular water all over little dogs with no tails. So Secretary Mommy is linking to them below. She says that these are little dog with no tail affiliate links, which means that I will gets monies if you buy something using the links so that I can pay for my bloggy space and maybe a boney chewy treat or two (or fourteen) . But I don’t recommend that you buy the torture devices because I thinks that water torturing little dogs with no tails is not very polite. If you buy anything, use the links to get to the store and buy treats instead!
Oh, Ty, I hate baths, too. I’ll give you a recommendation for next time: if someone comes to you with a hose, hiss at him, show him your nails and scratch the fur out of him. That’s what I did once that Mom tried to give me a bath. As a bonus, she had to go to the doctor because she got terrible allergies and couldn’t barely open her eyes. What a terrible mistake from her to try to give me a bath… bah!
Good tip Pirulo! I need to learns how to hiss though and they keep taking parts of my nails. Maybe if I learns how to hiss they won’t do that either?
My mom & dad keep talking about getting one of those doggy bathy things too! They gave me a normal bath the other day, which I didn’t like so much, but it was fun trying to BITE the water.
They keep saying I’m a stinkytoes dog now, so I think they’re planning on giving me a bath again.
I always growl at the water and try to bite it, especially from the evil shampoo sprayer! I has stinky toes too, but don’t tell anyone. I don’t want more water tortures!