I was an escape artist little dog with no tail! But it wasn’t my fault. The not very nice meter reader man left the garden gate open and the Molly just had to go outside of it. So I had to go too–I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I don’t have any resistance to peer pressure.
I was a good dog with no tail though and practiced what I learned at Narnia Doggie School. I came running to Mommy from far away when she called for me to come. The Molly wasn’t so good though. Mommy had to look for her for a while longer. So I got treats for coming home when called, and the Molly didn’t. Ha!