Wordless Wednesday: St. Patrick’s Day Green

Ty, Amazarating Agility Wonder Dog Extraordinaire!!

I am Ty, Amazarating Agile Wonder Dog of Illinois. Mommy and Daddy are not so amazarating though. They forgotted the camera to document my amazarating extraordinary doggie school feat.  So, below is a reenactment of the amazarating event.

Here is an A Frame. It is much taller than little dogs with no tails. Tall like a ten story building. Tall like Mount Everest, or at least like the snow sledding hill at the park. Have you seen that scary hill?

Here is the amazarating feat of Ty the Agile Wonder Dog of Illinois, descending the mountainous A Frame after climbing its heights and crossing the top.

Yes, it is I, Amazarating A Frame Climbing Wonder Little Dog With No Tail of Illinois! You may leave your accolades in the comments*

* Accolades should be be for me—amazarating wonder dog. Unless you really want to compliment Daddy—Mr. Photoshop man.

Hidden Treasure

There is hidden treasure in my blue bed. I have to dig for it.

I didn’t find it yet, so I’m coming up for air

Where is it? Is it over there behind the chair instead?

Taken with Daddy’s iPhone because Mommy couldn’t find the camera. I thinks the ghost monsters took it.

The Ball Carrier

Silly Mommy keeps taking my ballies and throwing them. That makes more works for me because I have to take them all back to my pillow bed again. I hordes them away there to protect them from the ghost monsters in the living room.

Wordless Wednesday: Snack Waiting

Blanky Blind!

This blanky is hung up so that I won’t bark at the ghost monsters that I see in the living room. I don’t understand why it is called the “living” room. Mommy and Daddy live in the big shiny TV room, and the ghost monsters aren’t among the living. The gate is there to keep the ghost monsters away from the rest of us.

These silly people don’t understand the importance of keeping the ghost monsters in line. So I have to work hard to get under the blanky blind in order to see them and bark them back into their shadows.

I know that my barking works because the ghosts haven’t eaten me or Mommy and Daddy yet. I am a great protector dog with no tail!

The Treat Board

Silly Mommy, this board blocking the stairs is is pretty steep. You people are nuts if you think I am going to run up that.

What was that? You say it is a treat board?

Will run for snacks!

I’m easily bought, I’ll even go back down for more.

P.S. That first picty wouldn’t be blurry if Mommy would let me take the photos while she runs up the silly board instead (but she would still have to give me treaty snacks).