Heroic Toy Rescue!

Oh Noes!!! My favorite bally fell into the pool!

I is a Hero!!!!*

* With no tail

Mischievous Experiments: Helping the Cubs?

Daddy said that the Cubs were not playing well.* So I thought I would try an experiment to help.

I gots my favorite Cubs ball and took it upstairs.

Then I punched a hole in my favorite ball to illustrate their season so far. This was a very difficult sacrifice for me!

Next, I took the stuffings out so that the Cubs would be motivated to work hard to get them all back in. I was even planning to eats some and get barfy to assure the utmost level of Cubs sympathy. Surely they care about a little dog with no tail and his Cubs ball, right? My thinking was that the experiment would find out. If they start winning, my Cubbie Ball sacrifice shredding worked!

But then Mommy didn’t let me eats any stuffing, and fed it all to the kitchen can. I don’t think the kitchen can cares at all about the Cubs. I hope that doesn’t ruin my experiment. I guess we will wait and see.

Results to be posted at a later date.

*Daddy used stronger words for this that I won’t republish on my family doggie friendly bloggy space. Shame on Daddy!

The Backyard Bally

I has a backyard bally. I gots it for free. One day it was just there in the yard. I think maybe my fence friend next door gave it to me.

I likes when it flies through the air.

Then I pick it up and carries it around.

I tried to bring it in the house but Mommy wouldn’t let me, even though I dropped it in a puddle to clean it up some. So it is my special yard bally.

Wordless Wednesday: St. Patrick’s Day Green

The Ball Carrier

Silly Mommy keeps taking my ballies and throwing them. That makes more works for me because I have to take them all back to my pillow bed again. I hordes them away there to protect them from the ghost monsters in the living room.

Wordless Wednesday: Happy!

Mischievous Experiments: Football Deconstructification

I haven’t been scienterrific in awhile, so I decided to fix that. The inside of my football is fluffy and white, so I decided to do a taste test comparison between it and snow. Snow is very tasty, so I thought maybe I would discover a new snack source. If so, I would name it the snowball snack!

I carefully deconstructified the football and proceeded with the taste test as planned.

It didn’t taste nice like snow, but I ate quite a bit in hopes that it would improve.

But then I didn’t feel very good. Next thing I knew, I was at the Dr. throwing up my football. That wasn’t how I planned to spend my day. So, my expert scienterrific opinion is that footballs should be played with and not eaten. I hope this advice saves the rest of you some future troubles.

Although maybe it is only Bears footballs that taste bad? Maybe my squeaky football would taste better?