What is this hose doing here?

There is a new leash trapping me in the bathtub. HELLLLLLP!!!!!

Daddy gots a new Handy Groomer sprayer and it really works! HELLLLLLLP!!!!!!

At least Mommy gots me new smelly shampoo so I can smell like tropical flowers while I dry in the sun.

Mommy and Daddy found what they think are the best water torture devices ever because they spray both soapy water and regular water all over little dogs with no tails. So Secretary Mommy is linking to them below. She says that these are little dog with no tail affiliate links, which means that I will gets monies if you buy something using the links so that I can pay for my bloggy space and maybe a boney chewy treat or two (or fourteen) . But I don’t recommend that you buy the torture devices because I thinks that water torturing little dogs with no tails is not very polite. If you buy anything, use the links to get to the store and buy treats instead!

In the meantime, Mommy Secretary is being lazy taking a vacation. So I won’t have bloggy posts this week other than Wordless Wednesday.  But I will be updating everyone abouts my puppy sitting adventures on my Facebook page, so stop buy and say hi! Hopefully you will even like me there!

Now, I am going to rest up so that I will have lots of energy for the puppy sitting!

The event even had a campfire with hay look at that! bales!  Somehow they forgot to give me campfire treats though.

I met another little corgi with no tail there too! This is Sprite.

Mommy took me to see Signal the frog. I’m skeptical though. He doesn’t look much like the frog friends that I see in Illinois.

This doggie rode on the ice cream chart. I bets he gets lots of snacks.

Somehow they forgot to get me ice cream treats though. But I did get lots of attentions because I’m a little dog with no tail.

We walked over 3.5 miles on our first woods walk because Mommy and Daddy decided to take the long route. That is farther than I ever went before! I saw lots of neat stuff, like other doggies.

And then I saw the bestest thing! Mud!

Next I saw a dam. I wonder if that is the same one that Daddy always yells about? I wasn’t allowed to wash my muddy doggy feets there.

I had to find a little creek for that.

But I still got water tortured when I got home. I thought that part was rather unfair!

Here is my Woods Walk log in my special book. Now I just have 14 more to go!

Really! I am not making excuses with that!

But that is OK. I’ll just rest up in my blue bed and stare at Mommy. Maybe that will make her feel guilty for not helping me better.

Note: The last photo also appeared in The Bark Magazine’s article on Geocaching. You can also see another photo of the Molly in the online version of the story. They spelled Mommy’s last name wrong though!

My Mommy has her very own bloggies at Beauty and Fashion Tech, Girl Gloss, and Holiday Makeup about cosmetics. That is a fancy word for the funny face paints that Mommy likes. I would like face paints too, but I’m just a little dog with no tail and Mommy won’t let me wear makeup. She wasn’t very happy that time I ate her lip gloss either.

Anyway, Mommy joined a shoppings site called OpenSky as a shopkeeper! OpenSky connects shoppers with experts and the products they love and use.  At OpenSky, expert “shopkeepers” recommend and stock their favorite items—items that they can stand behind because they truly love and highly recommend them. I’m so exciteds that my Mommy is an expert!

I looked and I didn’t see any shops for little dogs with no tails, but there are lots of neat shops on gardening, and I am an avid gardener dog with my very own earthworm farms! I also saw food and cooking shops there, and everyone knows that little dogs with no tails really like to eat!

Just to be sure that his post isn’t all about Mommy, and because little dogs with no tails don’t share very well, and that includes sharing bloggy spaces, here is a picture of me with one of my own garden earthworm farms. Maybe Mommy will buys me and the earthworms some garden toys for it from OpenSky.

Anyhoo, Please come and check out Mommy’s shop and the other shops at OpenSky. You can find Mommy’s shop here: Beauty and Fashion Tech on OpenSky.

Mommy gets back Monday. Until then I also get to do jumps on the dogs at Dog Friend Donna’s house!

My Mommy ran the Chicago Marathon in 5:30:14 on Sunday to raise moneys for PAWS Chicago. I’m just a little dog with  no tail, so I couldn’t go along, but Daddy saw this corgi watching the race at mile 18.

Here is Mommy running up the hill at mile 26. She is wearing the light blue hat:

Mommy also saw more doggies after the race at the PAWS charity tent. Here she is with two PAWS doggies. Mommy says she looks goofy.

When Mommy got home, she was tired and stiff, so I tried to be good and not do too many jumps on her. I licked her ankles though. Mommies taste good, especially after they have been running!

Mommy gave her medal to the Molly. The Molly is a shelter doggie, and when we all learned that she had cancer, Mommy dedicated her race to Molly.

Mommy has raised a little over $500 for PAWS Chicago and has until November 1, 2009, to try to reach her goal of $600. So you can still help by donating here!