After Dinner Disturbidation

I just hads a tasty dinner. Why do I has to be in here when it is little dog with no tail sleepy nappy time?

What is this hose doing here?

There is a new leash trapping me in the bathtub. HELLLLLLP!!!!!

Daddy gots a new Handy Groomer sprayer and it really works! HELLLLLLLP!!!!!!

At least Mommy gots me new smelly shampoo so I can smell like tropical flowers while I dry in the sun.

Mommy and Daddy found what they think are the best water torture devices ever because they spray both soapy water and regular water all over little dogs with no tails. So Secretary Mommy is linking to them below. She says that these are little dog with no tail affiliate links, which means that I will gets monies if you buy something using the links so that I can pay for my bloggy space and maybe a boney chewy treat or two (or fourteen) . But I don’t recommend that you buy the torture devices because I thinks that water torturing little dogs with no tails is not very polite. If you buy anything, use the links to get to the store and buy treats instead!

Puppy Sitting

I am getting puppy sat this week. I hopes they don’t squish me! I might make a new kitty friend there too! Maybe I can do some kitty sitting?

In the meantime, Mommy Secretary is being lazy taking a vacation. So I won’t have bloggy posts this week other than Wordless Wednesday.  But I will be updating everyone abouts my puppy sitting adventures on my Facebook page, so stop buy and say hi! Hopefully you will even like me there!

Now, I am going to rest up so that I will have lots of energy for the puppy sitting!

My Geobash Adventure

I went to a big geocachy party! Look! I’m an important guest because I has my own name tag! I gots beads too. I gots them for being cute.

The event even had a campfire with hay look at that! bales!  Somehow they forgot to give me campfire treats though.

I met another little corgi with no tail there too! This is Sprite.

Mommy took me to see Signal the frog. I’m skeptical though. He doesn’t look much like the frog friends that I see in Illinois.

This doggie rode on the ice cream chart. I bets he gets lots of snacks.

Somehow they forgot to get me ice cream treats though. But I did get lots of attentions because I’m a little dog with no tail.

Woods Walk #1: Hammel Woods Mud Dog!

Mommy signed me up for the Will County Forest Preserve Woods Walk Challenge.  She said that even though I have agilability that I need endurification to be physically fit.  Mommy signed Daddy up too. I guess she thought he needed that too. If I walks in 7 woods I can gets a pin. If I walks in 15, I gets a T-shirt. Mommy didn’t know if the Woods Walk peoples will give those things to little dogs with no tails, but she said that I can have her’s if they won’t. I hopes they don’t discriminate against corgi dogs like me!

We walked over 3.5 miles on our first woods walk because Mommy and Daddy decided to take the long route. That is farther than I ever went before! I saw lots of neat stuff, like other doggies.

And then I saw the bestest thing! Mud!

Next I saw a dam. I wonder if that is the same one that Daddy always yells about? I wasn’t allowed to wash my muddy doggy feets there.

I had to find a little creek for that.

But I still got water tortured when I got home. I thought that part was rather unfair!

Here is my Woods Walk log in my special book. Now I just have 14 more to go!

My Agility Class Jumps and Tunnel

I can play agility class jumps and tunnel. Mommy points and I go there! If I mess up and don’t go there, it is Mommy’s fault because she didn’t point right.

Really! I am not making excuses with that!

Resting Up

My secretary (aka Mommy) is sick, so I won’t have as many bloggy posts this week. I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t types or use the phone to hire a temporary administrative assistant.

But that is OK. I’ll just rest up in my blue bed and stare at Mommy. Maybe that will make her feel guilty for not helping me better.

Wordless Wednesday: The Molly in Colorado

Note: The last photo also appeared in The Bark Magazine’s article on Geocaching. You can also see another photo of the Molly in the online version of the story. They spelled Mommy’s last name wrong though!