Molly the Doggie Reindeer

But the Molly doesn’t has a shiny nose.

Santy Claus is Coming to Town!

I better watch out, I better not cries, I better not pouts, because here is whys: Santy Claus is coming to town!

He’s makings a listy and checkings it twice, he knows who is naughty and that the Molly is nice.

I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t spells “hypothetically speaking,” but if I cried and pouted a little, and did some jumps on the Molly, and ate a doggie bed, and stole a few boneys here and there (only 10 or 20 or 30 or so), and probably some other stuff that my little doggie brain can’t remembers, will Santy still come on Happy Merry Christmas Day?

I’m a bit worried about this. Hypothetically speaking of course….

Revenge of the Molly

Remember when I got in troubles for criminal destruction of Molly property?

I didn’t thinks the Molly remembered, but she did. Last night she had her revenge on my birthday toy.

How to Make the Earthworms Sleepy

It is getting cold outside at night and that means it is time to makes the earthworms sleepy. Here is how to make your little dog with no tail earthworm farm ready for earthworm nappy time.

First, stir up all the dirts and add tasty composties to it. That is a fancy word for “feed the earthworms some poop.” Here I am with one of my earthworm farms. Mommy also uses it to grow asparaguses. Growing plants in your earthworm farm keeps the earthworms happy and healthy.

Next, gets a bale of Hey Look at That!…….Ooops, I mean gets a bale of hay.

Then, cover up your earthworm farm with the hay. That gives the earthworms a warm blankey and tells them that it is time to get sleepy. This is one of my other earthworm farms. Mommy also uses it to grow strawberries for me and the birds to eat.

If you can, get a Molly to help you. Although sometimes most of the time they just lay around being lazy.

Happy Beeutiful Halloween!

Today is a special day! I gots a new Halloween scarf. Then I found this big orange thing. It is kind of tasty!

Then I got dressed up in my beeutiful bummble bee costumy. I picked it out because I want to be an  entimybugologist little dog with no tail when I grows up just like my grandmommy and granddaddy! My bee costume doesn’t have a stinger though, because that is too much like a tail, and I don’t has none of those.

The Molly gots a new Halloween scarf too!

Happy Halloween! What is your costumy?

Escaped!

I was an escape artist little dog with no tail! But it wasn’t my fault. The not very nice meter reader man left the garden gate open and the Molly just had to go outside of it.  So I had to go too–I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I don’t have any resistance to peer pressure.

I was a good dog with no tail though and practiced what I learned at Narnia Doggie School. I came running to Mommy from far away when she called for me to come. The Molly wasn’t so good though. Mommy had to look for her for a while longer. So I got treats for coming home when called, and the Molly didn’t. Ha!

Wordless Wednesday: Daddy and The Molly