I carefully studied the two new animals that I found. This one was female and squirmy. But she talked and made use of toys.

The male one chased me, but he also made good use of my floppy toy. Both had thumbs, and when I taste tested one of the animals, she tasted kind of like Mommy does. Mommy tastes good, so I lick her a lot!

Based on the ability of these animals to interact with me and use toys, I decided that they were the mythical children that I had heard stories of.  I would tell you their scienterrific name, but I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I don’t knows how to spell homo sapiens.

Anyway, mommy said I was right! So I’m a smart little scientific dog with no tail. They were interesting animals, but studying them wore me out.