Puppy on a Roomba

Mischievous Experiments: Football Deconstructification

I haven’t been scienterrific in awhile, so I decided to fix that. The inside of my football is fluffy and white, so I decided to do a taste test comparison between it and snow. Snow is very tasty, so I thought maybe I would discover a new snack source. If so, I would name it the snowball snack!

I carefully deconstructified the football and proceeded with the taste test as planned.

It didn’t taste nice like snow, but I ate quite a bit in hopes that it would improve.

But then I didn’t feel very good. Next thing I knew, I was at the Dr. throwing up my football. That wasn’t how I planned to spend my day. So, my expert scienterrific opinion is that footballs should be played with and not eaten. I hope this advice saves the rest of you some future troubles.

Although maybe it is only Bears footballs that taste bad? Maybe my squeaky football would taste better?

Agility Practice

I go to agility class at Narnia doggie school. I likes tunnels and jumps, but dog walks and teeter totters are kind of freaky. I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t spells acrophobia. Mommy says I am a weenie, but she doesn’t know what she is talking about. I’m a little dog with no tail, not a wiener dog!

Daddy made me this walking board so I can practice and not be so scared. I worked really hard and can jump on it now—but only for treats. I’m not doing this stuff for free!

Dog teacher Miss Bridget will be so proud of me!

After I get my treats, I jump off and then jump on again so that I can get more! I gotta milk this for all that it is worth!

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Wordless Wednesday: Roomba Friend

All Tucked In

I’m all growns up! Mommy took my office playpen away and left my doggie blankies there. I was watching her work and tucked myself in for a nap. I did it all by myself!

Blue Bed Backflip

I likes my blue bed. It used to belong to the Molly. I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t spells inherited.

My blue bed still kind of smells nice like the Molly. I likes to roll in it.

Mommy is looking at me with a picty taker, so I better look cute!

Look at my blue bed backflip!

Wordless Wednesday: King of the Stairs!

I’m Sporting!

I gots special sporting ballies. I hear that bears are struggling with footballs, but maybe they don’t have a special softy bears football like mine. I bet if they had one, it would help them. Mine certainly makes me very happy.

I hear that cubs sometimes don’t play with ballies all that well either. Maybe bears and their babies just don’t play with ballies as well as little dogs with no tails do?

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