I goes to school to learn agilabilty. That is a fancy word for “little dog with no tail tricks.”
I can do jumps over bars
And amazing feats of balance
And then still have energy for more jumps
Daddy doesn’t have agiliabilty like I do. I know this because he never does jumps or dog walks and is so impressed when I do it that he gives me treats!
My Narnia doggie school teacher, Miss Bridget, is famous! She is on an internet TV Show! Here are the videos. You can see all about the show on Dog Star Daily.
Miss Bridget is my favorite teacher. I’m glad she gets to be on internet TV! There is a collie doggie from my agility class in these videos too! I am surrounded by fame. I hope it wears off on me!
I can play agility class jumps and tunnel. Mommy points and I go there! If I mess up and don’t go there, it is Mommy’s fault because she didn’t point right.
Really! I am not making excuses with that!
Some girls came to visit me. I showed one of them how to walk down the stairs
Then I showed them how I can do jumps. They are almost short like me, so their heads show in my pictures! But Mommy is too tall.
I taught them how to jump back over the bar with me.
Then I showed them how to give me treats on the treat board.
After awhile, I got tired and ran away.
Then I took a naps.
I am Ty, Amazarating Agile Wonder Dog of Illinois. Mommy and Daddy are not so amazarating though. They forgotted the camera to document my amazarating extraordinary doggie school feat. So, below is a reenactment of the amazarating event.
Here is an A Frame. It is much taller than little dogs with no tails. Tall like a ten story building. Tall like Mount Everest, or at least like the snow sledding hill at the park. Have you seen that scary hill?
Here is the amazarating feat of Ty the Agile Wonder Dog of Illinois, descending the mountainous A Frame after climbing its heights and crossing the top.
Yes, it is I, Amazarating A Frame Climbing Wonder Little Dog With No Tail of Illinois! You may leave your accolades in the comments*
* Accolades should be be for me—amazarating wonder dog. Unless you really want to compliment Daddy—Mr. Photoshop man.
