Ty, Amazarating Agility Wonder Dog Extraordinaire!!

I am Ty, Amazarating Agile Wonder Dog of Illinois. Mommy and Daddy are not so amazarating though. They forgotted the camera to document my amazarating extraordinary doggie school feat.  So, below is a reenactment of the amazarating event.

Here is an A Frame. It is much taller than little dogs with no tails. Tall like a ten story building. Tall like Mount Everest, or at least like the snow sledding hill at the park. Have you seen that scary hill?

Here is the amazarating feat of Ty the Agile Wonder Dog of Illinois, descending the mountainous A Frame after climbing its heights and crossing the top.

Yes, it is I, Amazarating A Frame Climbing Wonder Little Dog With No Tail of Illinois! You may leave your accolades in the comments*

* Accolades should be be for me—amazarating wonder dog. Unless you really want to compliment Daddy—Mr. Photoshop man.

Wordless Wednesday: Snack Waiting

Agility Bloopers Video

This video shows doggie agility bloopers. Mommy and Daddy think I won’t do any of these things, but little do they know the nefarious plans that I have! They had better give me lots of treats or my ruinous plot will be unleashed! I likes this doggie treat extortion business!

OK Mommy I’m waiting. Where are my treats?

The Treat Board

Silly Mommy, this board blocking the stairs is is pretty steep. You people are nuts if you think I am going to run up that.

What was that? You say it is a treat board?

Will run for snacks!

I’m easily bought, I’ll even go back down for more.

P.S. That first picty wouldn’t be blurry if Mommy would let me take the photos while she runs up the silly board instead (but she would still have to give me treaty snacks).

Agility Practice

I go to agility class at Narnia doggie school. I likes tunnels and jumps, but dog walks and teeter totters are kind of freaky. I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t spells acrophobia. Mommy says I am a weenie, but she doesn’t know what she is talking about. I’m a little dog with no tail, not a wiener dog!

Daddy made me this walking board so I can practice and not be so scared. I worked really hard and can jump on it now—but only for treats. I’m not doing this stuff for free!

Dog teacher Miss Bridget will be so proud of me!

After I get my treats, I jump off and then jump on again so that I can get more! I gotta milk this for all that it is worth!

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Maybe I Should Try This?

Here is an agility Corgi. But she does it her own way!  Mommy says I should not be allowed to watch this video, because I might get ideas. Little does she know that I already have ideas…. Lots of them!

Agility Jump!

I gots my very own agility jump. I can jump 8 inches over it!

I think having no tail makes me jump higher!