But then something really amazarating happened! I gots a Wisconsin sister! This is Eve:

Eve doesn’t taste like cheese though. I know because I licked her. I kind of hoped she would taste like Wisconsin cheese, but she tasted like a little dog with no tail, just like me .

Eve is fun to play with. Here I am trying to hog sharing the sofa with her:

That’s Secretary Mommy’s arm in the picture. She is the one who butchers edits my bloggy posts all the time.  But I put up with it appreciate it because she gives me stuff like cheeses and sisters.

I gots squeaky ballies! I needed more ballies, I can’t ever have enough!

I lurves footballs! This one can hide treats! There is also a squeaky bear!

I gots a new kongy!!! I lurves the  kong! It came with special treats!

My favorite is the big squeaker alligator. I played with it before Secretary Mommy even unpackaged it.

Katie and Whiskey also sent this corgi picty! Isn’t it nice! I want to hang it in my crate, but Mommy says it won’t fit in there. It think that means they should buy me a bigger crate. Silly Mommy put the picture sideways and didn’t notice until after she put this bloggy post up. So tilt your head for the full corgi effect!

THANKS KATIE AND WHISKEY!!!!!!!

Then I got Mommy and Daddy presents. I gots new floppies and treats, but the best was my doggie brain puzzle.

It is a treat finder.

I have to think and work hard to find the treats and free them.

See all my great stuffs? Mommy and Daddy kept saying something about spoiled, but I don’t think they know what they are talking about. Everything was perfect.

I got Mommy and Daddy a present too. I borrowed Mommy’s credit card for it. Isn’t it nice?

Happy Merry Christmas everyone!

In the meantime, Mommy Secretary is being lazy taking a vacation. So I won’t have bloggy posts this week other than Wordless Wednesday.  But I will be updating everyone abouts my puppy sitting adventures on my Facebook page, so stop buy and say hi! Hopefully you will even like me there!

Now, I am going to rest up so that I will have lots of energy for the puppy sitting!

But that is OK. I’ll just rest up in my blue bed and stare at Mommy. Maybe that will make her feel guilty for not helping me better.

To better chew your boney treat, grab it in the middle. Put your paws on either side of it  and drool on it. Drool on it a lot. Don’t worry about getting some on the carpet. Your roomba friends or your Mommy will clean it up. Doing this makes the boney treat soft and then you can unroll it slowly until it is flat and slimy.

Unrolled boney chewy treats taste better because they pick up more floor crumbs to add crunchy goodness.

A word of caution though. Kitchen cans also really like unrolled boney treats. Mommy sometimes picks up mine at the height of slimy floor crunchy goodness to feed to the can.

Sharing is distrubidating.

Note: The last photo also appeared in The Bark Magazine’s article on Geocaching. You can also see another photo of the Molly in the online version of the story. They spelled Mommy’s last name wrong though!

My Mommy has her very own bloggies at Beauty and Fashion Tech, Girl Gloss, and Holiday Makeup about cosmetics. That is a fancy word for the funny face paints that Mommy likes. I would like face paints too, but I’m just a little dog with no tail and Mommy won’t let me wear makeup. She wasn’t very happy that time I ate her lip gloss either.

Anyway, Mommy joined a shoppings site called OpenSky as a shopkeeper! OpenSky connects shoppers with experts and the products they love and use.  At OpenSky, expert “shopkeepers” recommend and stock their favorite items—items that they can stand behind because they truly love and highly recommend them. I’m so exciteds that my Mommy is an expert!

I looked and I didn’t see any shops for little dogs with no tails, but there are lots of neat shops on gardening, and I am an avid gardener dog with my very own earthworm farms! I also saw food and cooking shops there, and everyone knows that little dogs with no tails really like to eat!

Just to be sure that his post isn’t all about Mommy, and because little dogs with no tails don’t share very well, and that includes sharing bloggy spaces, here is a picture of me with one of my own garden earthworm farms. Maybe Mommy will buys me and the earthworms some garden toys for it from OpenSky.

Anyhoo, Please come and check out Mommy’s shop and the other shops at OpenSky. You can find Mommy’s shop here: Beauty and Fashion Tech on OpenSky.

First, stir up all the dirts and add tasty composties to it. That is a fancy word for “feed the earthworms some poop.” Here I am with one of my earthworm farms. Mommy also uses it to grow asparaguses. Growing plants in your earthworm farm keeps the earthworms happy and healthy.

Next, gets a bale of Hey Look at That!…….Ooops, I mean gets a bale of hay.

Then, cover up your earthworm farm with the hay. That gives the earthworms a warm blankey and tells them that it is time to get sleepy. This is one of my other earthworm farms. Mommy also uses it to grow strawberries for me and the birds to eat.

If you can, get a Molly to help you. Although sometimes most of the time they just lay around being lazy.