Mommy says I have to be less naughty this years, but I’m just a little dog with no tail so I can’t spells “resolution.” Anyway, just to make her happy, I guess I’ll try to do these things this year:
(1) steal less slippers, eat fewer slippers, Not steal or eat slippers
(2) Only eat Mommy’s stuff that tastes good, Not eat Mommy’s stuff
(3) Only jump on the Molly five times per hour by invitation
(4) Be an agile little dog with no tail, except for that scary A frame.
(5) Let the Molly have her bed once per day when she wants it.
(6) Eat lots of Take very good care of my earthworms.
(7) Leave one boney for Give half of my boneys to the Molly
(8) maybe, try to, sometimes, Share.
Update: This post edited by and enforced by Molly