Mischievous Experiments: Football Deconstructification

I haven’t been scienterrific in awhile, so I decided to fix that. The inside of my football is fluffy and white, so I decided to do a taste test comparison between it and snow. Snow is very tasty, so I thought maybe I would discover a new snack source. If so, I would name it the snowball snack!

I carefully deconstructified the football and proceeded with the taste test as planned.

It didn’t taste nice like snow, but I ate quite a bit in hopes that it would improve.

But then I didn’t feel very good. Next thing I knew, I was at the Dr. throwing up my football. That wasn’t how I planned to spend my day. So, my expert scienterrific opinion is that footballs should be played with and not eaten. I hope this advice saves the rest of you some future troubles.

Although maybe it is only Bears footballs that taste bad? Maybe my squeaky football would taste better?

Mischievous Experiments: Ropey Crafts

I decided that I didn’t need my baby ropey toy anymore, so I decided to take it apart and make stringies from it. Stringies are useful for all sorts of doggie craft projects. For example, I likes to use them as carpet decorations to make the roombas smile. Or, if you eats them, they turn your poops into pretty colors.

The Initial dismantling was coming along rather well. Soon, my roomba friends would revel in the new carpet decor!

But then Mommy got her own crafty ideas and decorated the round can by the sink with the stringies instead. I thinks they would have looked better decorating the carpet.

Mischievous Experiments: Bally Dissecticamations

I needed to find out if a secret substance was inside of my orange tennis bally. It was a very important classyfried mission, critical to little dog with no tail security. You will have to trust me on that.

I carefully took off its skin. I started to eat it to hide evidence of the dissecticamation, but Mommy found it and took it away. I don’t think she told anyone about the secret mission though. I hopes not!

Inside was a gray rubbery substance.

It wasn’t what I was looking for, so I ate it. Or most of it anyway before Daddy saw it and took it. I don’t know why he wanted it—it didn’t taste all that good anyway.

Mischievous Experiments: Woodworking

For my latest experiment, I decided to try my hand teeths at woodworking. I thoughts maybe that, if I was successful at carving wood, I could help Mommy and Daddy remodel the kitchen. Things got off to a good start and I discovered that my teeths are very good at removing paint. My teeths can even remove drywall too!

Ultimately, however, the experiment failed. After awhile Mommy showed up with a strange bottle of liquid and sprayed it on the wood. That interrupted my experiment. The stuff stinks!

I don’t understand why, but working on my experiment is rather uncomfortable now. I will probably have to abandon it.

Mischievous Experiments: Doggie Dish Experiment #2

I’m practicing to be a scientific little dog with no tail.

Because my first doggie dish experiment was such a success I decided to try something similar again. This time, I tested the functionality of the rubber ring on my play pen foods dish. First, I carefully removed the rubber ring. See how it stayed in one piece?

Then I tested to see if the ring would work as a new collar. It was kind of hard to get it on though.

But it worked! Here I am with my new doggie dish collar.

The experiment was a success! My foods dish still works and I got a new rubber collar. Mommy took the collar away shortly after though. I don’t know why she keeps doing that.

Oh well…. I still have a few more dishes with rubber rings on them that I haven’t removed yet.

Mischievous Experiments: Doggie Dish Experiment

I likes to do experiments. I think I will be a scientific little dog with no tail when I grows up.

In this experiment I tested how well my foods dish would work if I took the rubber bottom off of it.

The experiment was a great success! The foods dish still works AND I gots a rubber chewy toy out of it. Mommy took it away from me though. I don’t why.