The Ball Carrier

Silly Mommy keeps taking my ballies and throwing them. That makes more works for me because I have to take them all back to my pillow bed again. I hordes them away there to protect them from the ghost monsters in the living room.

Blanky Blind!

This blanky is hung up so that I won’t bark at the ghost monsters that I see in the living room. I don’t understand why it is called the “living” room. Mommy and Daddy live in the big shiny TV room, and the ghost monsters aren’t among the living. The gate is there to keep the ghost monsters away from the rest of us.

These silly people don’t understand the importance of keeping the ghost monsters in line. So I have to work hard to get under the blanky blind in order to see them and bark them back into their shadows.

I know that my barking works because the ghosts haven’t eaten me or Mommy and Daddy yet. I am a great protector dog with no tail!

All Tucked In

I’m all growns up! Mommy took my office playpen away and left my doggie blankies there. I was watching her work and tucked myself in for a nap. I did it all by myself!

Blue Bed Backflip

I likes my blue bed. It used to belong to the Molly. I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t spells inherited.

My blue bed still kind of smells nice like the Molly. I likes to roll in it.

Mommy is looking at me with a picty taker, so I better look cute!

Look at my blue bed backflip!

Wordless Wednesday: King of the Stairs!

I’m Sporting!

I gots special sporting ballies. I hear that bears are struggling with footballs, but maybe they don’t have a special softy bears football like mine. I bet if they had one, it would help them. Mine certainly makes me very happy.

I hear that cubs sometimes don’t play with ballies all that well either. Maybe bears and their babies just don’t play with ballies as well as little dogs with no tails do?

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The Best Way To Chew Your Boney Chewy Treat

When you get a rolled up boney chewy treat it is important to chew it properly. I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t chews my boney treat down from the end very well.  So let me recommend a different way to you!

To better chew your boney treat, grab it in the middle. Put your paws on either side of it  and drool on it. Drool on it a lot. Don’t worry about getting some on the carpet. Your roomba friends or your Mommy will clean it up. Doing this makes the boney treat soft and then you can unroll it slowly until it is flat and slimy.

Unrolled boney chewy treats taste better because they pick up more floor crumbs to add crunchy goodness.

A word of caution though. Kitchen cans also really like unrolled boney treats. Mommy sometimes picks up mine at the height of slimy floor crunchy goodness to feed to the can.

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