The Doggies Before Me

Mommy found these pictures on an old computer of the doggies who used to live here and who are fondly remembered. The Molly is still here though!

From Left to Right (The Molly, Daddy, Abby, Stu):

Stu was very observant when it came to food:

Cheese!

Blooper bonus photo:

Doggie Elves

My elf costume was a holiday hit at the wiener cousin’s house!

Photopicty Little Dog With No Tail: Visiting

I went on a travels with my camera (OK, actually I abscondenated with Mommy’s camera) to visit my Uncle Kirk, Aunt Susan, and the wiener cousins. Here is Uncle Kirk and Aunt Susan:

Here are the wiener cousins, the Oscar and the Mayer:

They look all tall in this picty because I’m just a little dog with no tail who got trapped at the bottom of the steps.

Wiener Cousins

My wiener cousins lurve each other. Aren’t they cute! I took this picty all by myself!

They are the Oscar and the Mayer.

My Geocachy Adventure

I’m a little GPS dog with no tail because I can finds geocaches! Here is how to do it. The first and most important part of a geocachy adventure involves cheeseburgers. Do not let your Mommy and Daddy skip the cheeseburger! Maybe there will be other doggies there too. The Molly met a doggie with the same geocachy scarf that she has!

After eating cheeseburgers (don’t leave out the cheeseburger step!), follow your GPS to a geocache thingy. It is a box hidden outside with toys in it, and the location for it is on the geocachy website! My Daddy is my GPS because I’m just a little dog with no tail and I don’t know hows to push GPS buttons or spell coordinates. But as long as I has cheeseburger in me I can finds the geocache thingy. The cheeseburger makes your GPS more accurate!

When you find a geocache thingy, sign the log book and trade items if you like. I took a little toy out of one, but Mommy made me give it back because I didn’t bring a toy to trade for it. Little dogs with no tails don’t like to share their toys. We also don’t like to share our cheeseburgers.

Most important! If you see a big blue box, don’t let your Daddy try to put you inside of it. Little dogs with no tails are not trade items, and there are no cheeseburgers in there! I also has a travel bug tag, but I don’t travels through geocaches.

The Molly and I like hikings in the woods and finding geocaches. Sometimes we taste test bugs and grass that we find on the way. But cheeseburgers and finding earthworms in the woods are my favorite parts of a geocachy adventure.

Identification Dog: Bipedal Animals

I’m a scienterrific little dog with tail!  I dids a successful animal identification when I went visiting with Mommy and Daddy!

I carefully studied the two new animals that I found. This one was female and squirmy. But she talked and made use of toys.

The male one chased me, but he also made good use of my floppy toy. Both had thumbs, and when I taste tested one of the animals, she tasted kind of like Mommy does. Mommy tastes good, so I lick her a lot!

Based on the ability of these animals to interact with me and use toys, I decided that they were the mythical children that I had heard stories of.  I would tell you their scienterrific name, but I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I don’t knows how to spell homo sapiens.

Anyway, mommy said I was right! So I’m a smart little scientific dog with no tail. They were interesting animals, but studying them wore me out.

Staying With the Wiener Cousins

The Molly and I stayed with the wiener cousins while Mommy ran her Half Marathon race. I like their house! They have really nice flowers.

The Molly likes the flowers too.

Here is Aunt Susan with the Oscar and the Mayer. I likes Aunt Susan so much that I pooped with excitement when I saw her. That was kind of embarrassing.  But at least I didn’t puke when Mommy and Daddy left me this time!