Daddy! Why are you holding me over water?
Daddy! I’m just a little dog with no tail. I don’t know how to swims! I’ll try kicking my feets a lot though.
Daddy! Don’t let my corgi butt sink!
Daddy! Swimmings are for peoples, not little dogs with no tails!
If they expect me to go in there again, they had better gets me a floaty, sunglasses, and umbrella. Forget this swimmings stuff!
I goes to school to learn agilabilty. That is a fancy word for “little dog with no tail tricks.”
I can do jumps over bars
And amazing feats of balance
And then still have energy for more jumps
Daddy doesn’t have agiliabilty like I do. I know this because he never does jumps or dog walks and is so impressed when I do it that he gives me treats!
Mommy and Daddy took me to see sleepy bears dunes. I didn’t see any sleepy bears, or even any awake ones, but I saw lots of big sands.
Climbing sand is a lot of work for a little dog with no tail.
It must be a lot of work for Daddies too because mine had to stop and rest.
I was king of the sand!
Even if we were high up on a sand cliff.
I’m a smart little dog with no tail, so I didn’t jump off the sand cliff. But these silly boys planned to do so!
I hope they didn’t break anything or get eaten by the sleepy bears.
