Everyday I need to find the right boney chewey treat. So I takes them all out of my basket.
Then I survey them.
But none is the right one. The right boney chewy treat is out there, but I haven’t found it yet.
I has strawberries in my earthworm farm. In fact, there are more berries than earthworms, which is fine by me because I lurves strawberries!
Daddy put a special net over the strawberries so that the evil Crackly Grackly birds won’t eats them. But the problem is that the net keeps little dogs with no tails from eatings them too!
When Mommy picks berries, I helps her. But sometimes I puts the berries that I pick into my stomach instead of into her bowl. I don’t think she notices that though.
I goes to school to learn agilabilty. That is a fancy word for “little dog with no tail tricks.”
I can do jumps over bars
And amazing feats of balance
And then still have energy for more jumps
Daddy doesn’t have agiliabilty like I do. I know this because he never does jumps or dog walks and is so impressed when I do it that he gives me treats!
