I haven’t been scienterrific in awhile, so I decided to fix that. The inside of my football is fluffy and white, so I decided to do a taste test comparison between it and snow. Snow is very tasty, so I thought maybe I would discover a new snack source. If so, I would name it the snowball snack!
I carefully deconstructified the football and proceeded with the taste test as planned.
It didn’t taste nice like snow, but I ate quite a bit in hopes that it would improve.
But then I didn’t feel very good. Next thing I knew, I was at the Dr. throwing up my football. That wasn’t how I planned to spend my day. So, my expert scienterrific opinion is that footballs should be played with and not eaten. I hope this advice saves the rest of you some future troubles.
Although maybe it is only Bears footballs that taste bad? Maybe my squeaky football would taste better?
Oh Ty, you poor thing. No more footballs to try the taste test. Hope you are all right. But it was a good idea to try. How did you know it was going to make you sick.