I go to agility class at Narnia doggie school. I likes tunnels and jumps, but dog walks and teeter totters are kind of freaky. I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t spells acrophobia. Mommy says I am a weenie, but she doesn’t know what she is talking about. I’m a little dog with no tail, not a wiener dog!
Daddy made me this walking board so I can practice and not be so scared. I worked really hard and can jump on it now—but only for treats. I’m not doing this stuff for free!
Dog teacher Miss Bridget will be so proud of me!
After I get my treats, I jump off and then jump on again so that I can get more! I gotta milk this for all that it is worth!
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