* With no tail
I decided that I should check on my earthworm farms to be sure that the worms were still sleeping. The snow was deep, so I did some redognizance to carefully plan my route.
Then I dogplowed a new path to the farms.
I verified that the earthworms still had their hay look at that! blankets. See the failed Brussels Sprouts? I think mommy failed, not them.
Then I ran back as fast I could through the snow!
Because Mommy called, and that means there are boney chewy treats waiting for me!
You might think that I look happy here, but I’m not. I’m very disturbidated.
They put smelly soap on me and dumped water all over me. That took away a bunch of the hairs that I was saving to feed to the roomba friends. See? If my roomba friends starve it will be all their fault!
I got even though and shook water all over them.
I don’t understand. I’m just a little dog with no tail. Why must I be water tortured so?
