UPDATE: This contest is closed. Congratulations to Daisy who won the drawing!
My favorite booky ever is How to Take Over Teh Wurld: A LOLcat Guide 2 Winning
Mommy gots this copy of it at her bloggy people meeting and it is even written on by the LOL Cat interwebspace owner guy, Ben Huh. I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t spells autographed. See, here is a picty of it.
I likes this booky so much that I wants to share it! So I will give it away to one lucky reader (open to US and Canada residents only). I haven’t even chewed on it or anything!
To enter, leave a comment and answer the following questions. You must answer all of the questions, and you have to get question number three right to be entered! Please only answer these three questions once, duplicates will be disqualified.
- Do you like your earthworms squishy or crunchy? Explain why.
- Why are the trees coming apart? (I really need to know this).
- How many tails do I have?
Also, watch my blog over the next two weeks for additional chances to enter to win by answering new questions that I will put at the end of some of my posts. It won’t be every day, so you will have to watch for them!
In two weeks, I will draw a random winner. Then I will send that person the booky! Be sure to leave your email in the comment form (it won’t show up here) so I can contact you if you win! Please watch your email, because you will have to respond within 7 days or the prize will be redrawn.
Do you have friends who like LOL Kitties? If so, tell them to come enter my contest!
Good luckies!
ooo! my mom has lots of books, but i only got to chew on the corner of one of them before she stopped me. it didn’t taste as good as my cheesy treats.
i like my earthworms crunchy onaccountof i can eat them faster before my mom tries to take them away from me. i never even gots sick from them even though i did when i eated something a rabbit left on the ground for me.
i think the trees are falling apart ’cause they are sick. it’s colder here than it was before and i think that gave them a cold. when they sneeze the leaves fall off.
i know you gots no tail. i gots one but it’s so short it might not as well be there. it shakes real fast sometimes. mom calls it my happy tail.
Ooooh, Ty! I’d be happy to take that book with a KITTEH on its cover off your hands! We’ve got nine kittehs here and they’d get a kick out of it. Me, too, as I’m a big fan of LOLCats!
I’ll let the kittehs answer your questions:
1. Wurms…let us think…teh’re fun to play with when teh’re skweeshy and tehy smell like fish. Mmmmm…..fish!
2. Yoo know everting on teh erth was made for kittehs, don’t you? That explayns teh tree thing. I mean, teh’re there for us to clim. And now that teh’re falling apart, teh falling weeves are sooper fun to try and ketch as tehy cum daon.
3. Yoo por thing – no tales. We kittehs have beeyootyful tales, speshully teh ones with long hares.
That looks like a very cool book! I think I might know the answers:
1. I like my earthwerms squishy. This means there is no earth in their guts to crunch between your teeths.
2. I think the trees are coming apart because they don’t make things like they used to. Everything is falling apart!
3. You are a little doggie with NO tail!
Ty, I would REALLY like to win the LOL Cat booky. The LOL Cats make me laugh a lot and laughing is a good thing.
For your questions, I decided to ask out doggie, Buddy what he thought. Buddy is a Basset Hound and has really long ears and short legs. He’s a BIG basset though, so he’s long and thick. Your mommy has probably seen pictures of him on the intrawebs so she can show you. Buddy is also a shelter dog like your Molly. (By the way, we have a Molly too, but he’s a cat and REALLY fat.)
1. Earthwormys? What are doze? I lives in Arezona and it is a dry desert. I don’t think we have earthwormys. Do de taste anything like the little brown treats I gets out of the little sand box in the clothes washy room and back yard?
2. Your trees are comin’ part? Huh. Ours is still ok, so maybe if you take more naps like me, your trees wud be ok. I naps a lot.
3. Mommy says you don’t has a tail at all and I think that’s kinda neat. I has a long smooths tail, kinda like a cats. It wags in a circle when I is happys. There’s a cats that gets in our yard sometimes that doesn’t have a tails like you. I sometimes gets enough energy to chase him awa……YAWN…..I needs a nap just thinkin’ bout it………Nigh………sno—rrree.
What a neat book. Maybe you should write your own book TY.
I have been considering your questions. Here are answers.
1. I like my earthworms cooked. There are recipes available if you google a bit. Here’s one that sounds good. http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1626,145180-246205,00.html
2. The trees. This is a difficult and complicated answer but since you are a scientific little dog you can understand that the trees are shutting down their food making kitchens which are in their leaves. This is where they do photosynthesis ( a big word, I’m sure can learn to spell) when the sun shines.
But winter is coming, it will be too cold for the leaves to so their thing, and the trees need a rest. You will learn about winter all too soon.
3. Of course I know you have ZERO tails. Not even a trace of one.
Love from Grandmommy.
We would like to win that wonderful looking book too.
We like the worms squishy that is when we eat them. How do you like yours Ty??
The trees are coming apart because it is that time of year when the trees have to lose their sap so they won’t freeze. So the leaves take a hike too.
You are a little dog with no tail. I am working very hard on a retailer for you,
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Oh Oh Oh, I know dese!!!
1) crunchy earthworms are best! good for teefies.
2) trees fall apart because, to everything, turn turn turn, there is a season, turn turn turn. or cawz somfin bout teh cold air.
3) you gotz no tail, but plenty o’ tales!
KTHXBAI
Worms? As long as they’re wriggly, I have no preference. As soon as they’re no longer squirmy, they’re no fun to play with…until the Mama steps on them barefooted in the middle of the night. *That* will never get old. I crawl under the bed and laugh…oh! how I laugh.
Trees fall apart and leave their stuff all over their house so Mother Earth has a life goal; to continuously clean up after her children. Ask your mama…she knows this as truth. It’s why they sell pet brushes, too…we fall apart kinda like the trees. Just be glad it doesn’t hurt.
If you had a tail, which you don’t, it would probably be as bushy, soft, and lovely as mine. Sad that you don’t…tails are fun to swish in your person’s face. Especially at three o’clock in the morning. Another reason to laugh whilst hiding under the bed.
p.s. I have been an LOL cat.
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Ty,
My mommy likes teh lolcats very much, so I decided to answer teh kwestyuns for her.
1. I think squishy earthworms is best for catchin’ teh tunas. I likes teh tunas.
2. Teh trees are fallin’ apart so we can chace teh leefs. My mommy has a lemun tree, but it keeps its leefs.
3. Of course you haves no tail. Thats why yous teh littl goggie wif no tail!
Pick my mommy please!
1: I’ve actually had dried earthworms before. They are pretty tasty, kind of like bacon bits, and that’s how you use them. As sprinkles on other dishes, to eat them whole would probably be pretty overpowering. Here’s a nice page of recipes http://www.manataka.org/page160.html
2:Did you know that tree leaves don’t ‘fall off’ per se? The leaves don’t jump off the tree and commit suicide…. they’re PUSHED. Yep, it’s MURDER, not suicide. It’s rather fascinating… if you’re interested you can read this http://warnell.forestry.uga.edu/service/library/for99-025/for99-025.pdf
3: Alas, poor Yorick (er I mean Ty) is one wholly tailless pup. Maybe we should start fund raising effort so you can get a tail transplant. I think you’d look quite flashy with one of those ‘ball on the end’ poodle tails.
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Since she is sitting beside me, I will let my cat Smokie answer for me:
1. Worms? My mommy doesn’t let me play with them but since I am 6 years old, I figure it would be better for my teeth to have them squishy so I can gross mommy out!
2. The trees are coming apart because the Monster (my servant’s dog) chews on sticks so they break him off a stick to chew on. Good thing my babies whack him when he gets too close. As far as the leaves go, I dunno. But it’s funny to see my babies chase after them in the window. Like mother like kids!
3. I would hope you have one tail. I do!
Oh hai!
we like owr wurms crunchy cuz then we can play wif them longer. iz like a toy and fud awl in wone.
i think teh trees is cuming apart cuz the twig monster iz shedding hiz wings.
i think yu has fourr tails. oops! dats aktually fourr legz. um…none tails? we gots tails though! weres yurs?
Tanks!
1 ) We likes the crunch!
2 ) It is the circle of life.
3 ) None
1. Do you like your earthworms squishy or crunchy? Explain why.
Both, i like them deep fried so they are crunchy on the outside and squishy on the inside. Its the best of both world
2. Why are the trees coming apart? (I really need to know this).
As winter approaches, the days get shorter and cooler. This change in day length and temperature triggers some trees to go dormant, essentially hibernating for the winter. A tree’s woody roots, branches and twigs can endure freezing temperatures, but most leaves are not so tough.
It is also very energetically expensive for a tree to run its leafy food factories in the winter, when there is often little sunlight and freezing temperatures make water transport (from the ground into the tree’s trunk and leaves) a problem. So it’s more energy efficient for a leafy tree to close down operations in the winter and go dormant.
Read more: http://botany.suite101.com/article.cfm/why_do_trees_lose_their_leaves_in_fall#ixzz0WbC2R5Sk
3. How many tails do I have? none, your not cool like me!
1. We love the crunchy. They taste better and mommy can freeze the leftovers for us to enjoy another time – can’t do this with squishy.
2. They fall apart due to the cold weather. This is good since I love to jump in piles of leaves. But don’t worry – they will be back to normal when the weather gets warmer.
3. No tail!!
Teh wurums. I like dem squishy, dey goez down easier an does not get stuck. Crunchy wurums iz just sticks.
Teh trees. Dey is just loozin’ furs, but dey has leafs instead of furs. Unless deys furry trees, but dey is prickly ow.
J00 has no tail, OMG!!!!one! How does j00 not fall overs an makes ow?
Can haz book nao plx?
I like my earthworms crunchy cause my mom gets upset when she finds squishy worms in my pocket. 2. I don’t know why trees are falling apart. I’ll call my good friend Al Gore. I’m sure he knows. 3. Poor kitty you have no tails.
1. squishy (if I wanted crunchy I would eat cockroaches)
2. the trees are coming apart because of a cat conspiracy (shhh, don’t tell them I told you)
3. none (if it makes you feel any better, I don’t have a tail either ;0D)
1. Crunchy- gives more texture.
2. The trees are coming apart because they are more pretty that way.
3. No tail at all,if you want, you can borrow mine.
Thank you for having this giveaway.
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1. Do you like your earthworms squishy or crunchy? Explain why.
Crunchy because it’s less slimy that way.
2. Why are the trees coming apart? (I really need to know this).
Because they haven’t been watered enough.
3. How many tails do I have?
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These answers are great – I sure hope the winner will be by random draw. My kittehs asked me to answer the questions for them and I admit I don’t speak kitteh very well.
They like their wurms crunchy because they make fun noise that way.
The trees are falling apart so kittehs can run through the leaves making more crunch noises and pretending to be great hunters.
You have no tail, but they say they have enuf between them to make a Corgi tail out of extra kitteh fur if you’d like.
1. Do you like your earthworms squishy or crunchy? Explain why.
crunchy – it’s such a satisfying sensation and sound.
2. Why are the trees coming apart? ( I really need to know this).
maybe they caught cold, and the leaves falling down is like people having running nose!
3. How many tails do I have?
zero. So sorry!
Ahhhhhhh these corgi’s are gorgeous I just love them, cool pictures too.