Look at what I have here!
I has my very own business cards because I‘m a professional little dog with no tail. See, here they are:
The cards say I’m an earthworm farmer and toy tester because I’m still practicing at being a scienterrific and photopictygraphier dog. But I am a pro at earthworm farming and testing toys. I like to keep a card safe with me in my crate, because otherwise Mommy and Daddy might give them all away and little dogs with no tails don’t like to share all of their cards.