Happy Beeutiful Halloween!

Today is a special day! I gots a new Halloween scarf. Then I found this big orange thing. It is kind of tasty!

Then I got dressed up in my beeutiful bummble bee costumy. I picked it out because I want to be an  entimybugologist little dog with no tail when I grows up just like my grandmommy and granddaddy! My bee costume doesn’t have a stinger though, because that is too much like a tail, and I don’t has none of those.

The Molly gots a new Halloween scarf too!

Happy Halloween! What is your costumy?

Halloween is Almost Here!

I’m an excited little dog with no tail because Halloween is almost here. Mommy says that on Halloween people dress up and get treats. So I am going dress up and see what happens! I thought about being a witchy little dog with no tail, so I tried on this hat that I found.

But then Mommy took it away and gave it to the lawn goose. So I had to find another costume. I’ll show you tomorrow what it is!

Here is a chance for you to get another entry into my booky giveaway contest. Can you guess what my costume will be? Here is a hint: It will have everyone buzzing! Post your guess with the statement “please enter me in your contest” for an entry! Please only guess once, duplicates will be disqualified. And don’t worry, if you get it wrong, I’ll still enter you because I’m a beeutiful little dog with no tail. You can even come back after tomorrow and enter if you likes!

Win an Autographed Copy of How to Take Over Teh Wurld: A LOL Cat Guide 2 Winning!

UPDATE: This contest is closed. Congratulations to Daisy who won the drawing!

My favorite booky ever is  How to Take Over Teh Wurld: A LOLcat Guide 2 Winning. OK, so it is the only booky I have ever had, but that should make little difference. See, isn’t it a pretty booky?

Mommy gots this copy of it at her bloggy people meeting and it is even written on by the LOL Cat interwebspace owner guy, Ben Huh. I’m just a little dog with no tail, so I can’t spells autographed. See, here is a picty of it.

I likes this booky so much that I wants to share it! So I will give it away to one lucky reader (open to US and Canada residents only). I haven’t even chewed on it or anything!

To enter, leave a comment and answer the following questions. You must answer all of the questions, and you have to get question number three right to be entered! Please only answer these three questions once, duplicates will be disqualified.

1. Do you like your earthworms squishy or crunchy? Explain why.
2. Why are the trees coming apart? (I really need to know this).
3. How many tails do I have?

Also, watch my blog over the next two weeks for additional chances to enter to win by answering new questions that I will put at the end of some of my posts. It won’t be every day, so you will have to watch for them!

In two weeks, I will draw a random winner. Then I will send that person the booky! Be sure to leave your email in the comment form (it won’t show up here) so I can contact you if you win!  Please watch your email, because you will have to respond within 7 days or the prize will be redrawn.

Do you have friends who like LOL Kitties? If so, tell them to come enter my contest!

Good luckies!

Wordless Wednesday: The Trees are Breaking!

Note: Sorry that there is no McKLinky. They were generating a warning from Google when users with Chrome tried to come to the site. Because of that, all McKlinkys have been removed from this site. But you are more than welcome to leave a link to your own Wordless Wednesday posts in the comments!

A Change of Grassies

The tall grassies outside isn’t the same as it was. It used to be green and chewy and had flowers on top.

Now it is suddenly all yellow and doesn’t taste as good (but I eats it anyway). My earthworms don’t come out as much now either. The worst part? The trees are falling apart!!!!

I’m a little worried about this change of events. Is this the warming global coming to apoxylips my world?

I Gots Carded!

Look at what I have here!

I has my very own business cards because I‘m a professional little dog with no tail. See, here they are:

The cards say I’m an earthworm farmer and toy tester because I’m still practicing at being a scienterrific and photopictygraphier dog. But I am a pro at earthworm farming and testing toys. I like to keep a card safe with me in my crate, because otherwise Mommy and Daddy might give them all away and little dogs with no tails don’t like to share all of their cards.

Visiting PAWS Chicago

Mommy visited PAWS Chicago right before her marathon race to see the doggies and kitties that she was running for. This doggy was in the window. If you visit PAWS you can ask how much he costs to adopt!

This kitty has only one ear, but he could still hear really well. Remember the pirate cat that I wanted? He got adopted!

At Paws, kitties and doggies don’t have expiration dates.

Mommy also saw a corgi at PAWS, but guess what? That doggie had a tail! I wonder where she found it? I sometimes look for a tail, but I can’t find one.