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Identification Dog: Floppy Toy Identification
Posted on July 13th, 2009 23 commentsI’m practicing scientific identification with no tail. But I need help on this one. Maybe one of those ornerybirdathologists could help. My daddy says that my floppy turkey toy isn’t really a turkey. But if not, what is it?
Here is what I know. My floppy toy has webbed feet
And its legs are kind of long
It gots a tiny little beak and beady eyes
And it doesn’t have any wings
It tastes a bit like furry doggie breath and sometime like the Molly. Help me identify my floppy bird! What do you think it is?
21 responses to “Identification Dog: Floppy Toy Identification”

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Ty, my extensive experience with stuffies leads me to believe that your floppy bird is actually an ostrich, not a turkey.
Ostriches are fun to play with!
You can pick him up by the middle and shakeshakeshake him till he bops you in the head with his feet and beak. That’s what I’d do.
-Kai
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Bikhi July 13th, 2009 at 08:43
i gots to agree with Kai. he’s older than me and is smarter about stuffies.
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chillyhollow July 13th, 2009 at 08:54
Ask your grandparents….
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I think it could be an ostrich, too!
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Are you sure you didn’t chew off his wings?
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Ty, maybe it’s an emu?
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Hi ty,
I have no clue, but it does look like a terrific stuffie!
I have an award for you, if you wanna come get it.
Wags & wiggles,
Bijou -
Before reading any of the comments, I was thinking Ostrich, as well, so looks like the majority think it is an Ostrich. Looks like loads of fun no matter what you call it though!
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Jazzie July 13th, 2009 at 20:04
dear,ty
this is a dog named jazzie i think that your toy is just a fake turkey not one of the birds that any of the other people think because im a dog so that means i would know why dont you have a tail thats kind of weird how do you chase your tail when its not therejazzie
P.S. I have a brat cousin named cleocatra your mommy knows her but ive never seen her
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Grainger July 13th, 2009 at 22:14
Oh, Ty. Bring him over here and I’ll gladly discect him for you, making sure all of his appendages are removed and all that’s left of him is his feeble outer shell. That’s why I do with ALL of my stuffies.
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Well Ty, I have been thinking about this all day and it is a puzzlement. The biggest problem is the lack of wings. The only really wingless birds are the Kiwis of New Zealand. But they have short legs, big seperate toes and long thin beaks.
There are a lot of other birds that don’t fly but they all have stubby wings. Are you sure you didn’t chew the wings off? It does look a lot like an Ostrich or an Emu, but they don’t have webbed feet and they do have wings.
Its shaggy body suggests a young Cormorant or a young Anhinga. They are water birds with long necks and they have webbed feet. But they fly and they have long wings.
I agree Ostrich/Emu is the thing that comes to mind at first glance. Perhaps it is a new species that has totally lost wings and has grown webbed feet as an adaption for running on mud flats or carpets cleaned by Roombas.
But I agree with your daddy. It definitely is not a turkey.
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Ty – I just gots to sit down and looked at this. Good choice to call it an Emu. That was the first thing it looked like to me. Maybe your Gramma is right tho. Maybe its a new species that was adapted specially for cute little dogs with no tails.
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Ty's Dad July 15th, 2009 at 18:37
Looks like its an ostrich
http://www.amazon.com/Skinneeez-Plush-Dog-Mini-Ostrich/dp/B001UAT0SW
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Neva, Ty's grandma July 16th, 2009 at 09:07
Yes, it must be an ostrich. Your daddy used the cyberage approach to identification. We ornerybirdathologists often google around on the Internet until we find a picture that helps identify a bird.
Now you must learn to spell ostrich.
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Kai July 13th, 2009 at 08:10