I go to a wonderful doggie school called Narnia. But It is with great unhappiness that I must admit to doggie school truancy. You see, first I missed a class when Mommy and Daddy both got sick and wouldn’t feel better no matter how much I jumped on them and licked at their feet. Then, last night, I missed my final doggie school class because the big red thing that Daddy takes me to class in made all sorts of bad noises on the way there and spit out black smoke. It isn’t my fault! I know that I licked the window in it a lot, but I don’t think that would break it. I think Daddy must have fed it something bad.
Here is my homework that I never got to turn in at class.
My doggie school gives little papers called bonus bones in exchange for homework. Mommy and Daddy write my name on them and they later draw winners of great doggie prizes from them. But I missed my puppy class graduation and didn’t get to be there when they drew for prizes. That made me sad.
I start a new doggie class at Narnia next week though, so maybe I won’t have to be truant for that one.