When I saw this outside, I should have known something was up. But I kinda likes brushes.

But then I gots doused with water and rubbed with bubbly stuff. I don’t likes the water torture! I don’t understand why little dogs with no tails get water tortured sometimes. I gots no doggie crimes to confess. The Molly might have some, but I don’t!*

Here I am all wet after with the special treat toy that Mommy gave me. She must have felt guilty or something after she found out I was innocent and didn’t need water torture.

I smell a lot better now though. I don’t know why.

*I only stole Daddy’s shoe a few times cause the Molly told me to.