I thinks I was a bad puppy and I thinks the Molly was too because we got takens away to a scary place and water tortured. Mommy put me in my crate in the car and the Molly was in there somewhere too. At first, we went to a big cool place with lots and lots of Ty Puppy favorite toys, and I got all happy. Here is the place:
But then, something terrible happened. Instead of entering the big door into the wonderful magical puppy toy place, we went into a different door–a scary door–the groomer torture people door.
The mean groomer torture people made Mommy leave us there and then all kinds of bad things happened. They pushed my paws and cutted my puppy nails, just when I had ground them perfectly sharp. Then they dunked me in water and sprayed me all over with it, and put stinky stuff on me that got all soapy. They kept asking me what was wrong and if I could be a good puppy, but I isn’t no puppy spy and I had no information to give them for their torture! Or maybe I was being punished for stealing the Molly’s chewy bone or Mommy’s shoe? Either way, I gots so upset that I puked—twice! They were nicer to me after that, but then they still put me in a scary cage with a hot air blowing on me while they called my Mommy and allowed her to come pick me up. When she came for me I was so happy to see her! But then they made her pay moneys to take us home! I’m glad Mommy bailed us out!
They did give us kind of cool scarves though, and that torture stuff kind of made us smell good too. Maybe they felt bad for torturing innocent doggies and did that to repay us? Here is the Molly wearing her new scarf:
I gots a scarf too, but it is littler than the Molly’s:
I do kind of likes my scarf, but I hopes Mommy never takes me into that groomer door again!
P.S. The Molly actually seemed to like the torture! She was all happy about it. I think there is something wrong with my big sister. Or maybe she really is a doogie spy for the groomer people and turned me into them for stealing her chewy bone and Mommy’s shoe! I think she tricked Mommy into the whole thing! What do you think?
Oh my gosh, Ty, my mom & dad take me to that torture place, too! I don’t like it either, even though they offer me puppy treats to try to bribe me. But sometimes mom & dad say I’m just so stinky that I have to go there.
I like to steal pillows from the beds. It’s fun! Maybe the Molly would help you since maybe you’re too short to reach. My girl came home from school last night and took two of my pillows away and put them on her bed. But while she was in the bathroom, I took them back! Ha!
I’m going to try the pillow trick! They won’t water torture me for that though will they?
Ty, Your Mom has become one of those crazy pet ladies hasn’t she.
Oh poor baby. The Molly likes this because she’s a Water Dog. But obviously you are not. I wish I could tell you this won’t ever happen again. All I can say be a brave little dog and try to keep clean.
Love, Grandma
Oh Ty, we do not ever have to go to the evil water torture place! Our mom loves us enough to wash us herself. She has only done this to us three times in 9 1/2 years! She washes our faces and teeth everyday and our feet, legs and bellys almost everyday. We love it that way. Short haired weiner dogs like us do not smell bad unless we have found an EARTHWORM to roll in! We love earthworms! Then we can go underground hunting and the badgers will not know we are there!
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